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The "Exactly what it says on the tin". It basically renders all metaphors literal. "I will beat you to an inch of life" literally turns the opponent into an inch of life (whatever that may mean? Maybe an one inch tall organic matter?) Someone saying "I am as hard as steel" would find themselves shocked to have become a block of steel for one.