User:Kaido King of the Beasts/Hall of Mangapanda

Here we put all the translations from our #1 scanlator, Mangapanda that are so bad as to be considered hilarious. Anyone can edit. Shitty translations from other sources are also welcome.

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Rengi
Rengi is a rogue Shinigami and Renji's twin brother. He is renowned for having relations with every Shinigami with the exception of Yamamoto, although he claims that his true soulmate is Byakuya Kuchiki. He has three dicks, which makes it easier for him to achieve this feat.

Ligier Varro
Ligier Varro is a member of the Sternlichter, bearing the designation "E" - the Exorcist. He uses his soul-shattering gun to suck what little life is left out of Bleach. His power was also believed to be the Ex-Axis, but was retracted when Kubo couldn't create cool math-based powers. He works as a part-time Arrancar.

Pernida Parunkajas
Pernida Parnukajas is a member of the Sternlichter bearing the designation ¨C¨ - the Conversory. Its main attack is talking to people until they stab themselves in sheer annoyance.

Askin Knucklevall
Askin Knucklevall is a member of the Sternlichter bearing the "Deathdealing" power. He deals instant death to anyone who meets his mean knuckle sandwich.

Kenpachi Zaraki
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Kenpachi Zaraki is a Gotei 13 captain by day and a serial rapist by night. No federal court has taken him seriously when he claims that his rapes are a result of him getting erections during battle. He also despises it when his fellow captains gather around Yamamoto's campfire every night and sing Kum Ba Yah, as the song reportedly ends his battle erections.