User:Godisme/Answers

For anyone not familiar with Bleach Answers, it is a cesspool which collects the most idiotic of the Bleach fanbase and gathers them all together to have their every questions answered. As the sole admin there, I am on the verge of losing my sanity. Below, you will find established "facts" of the Bleach Universe from Bleach Answers. These are all taken from questions and answers given by people on the site.
 * Kubo is ending Bleach because he lost interest in it.
 * Ulquiorra is without a doubt the strongest Espada.
 * Bleach: Spirits Are Forever With You(despite contradicting just about everything in the manga) is canon.
 * It is not possible to master a Bankai
 * Byakuya is not dead because Kubo has not tweeted that he is dead.
 * Rukia is hiding the fact that she has Bankai.
 * Shinigami are made of energy and have no mass. That is why they can walk in the air.
 * Kenpachi Zaraki's shikai ability is that whenever he comes across an opponent stronger than him, his Zanpakuto makes him stronger than his opponent.
 * A Vasto Lorde is just a Hollow that is really strong.
 * Byakuya is dead but Orihime is going to revive him as soon as she gets to Soul Society.
 * Gin is not dead. When Rangiku said he left nothing for her to remember him by, she means that he left and did not leave her anything.
 * Grimmjow has the power to resurrect the dead and used it to bring back Ulquiorra.
 * Orihime does not need to be in the same dimension as someone to heal them.
 * Juhabach is Zangetsu's father
 * Orihime is the personal healing tool of Soul Society.
 * Byakuya is not dead. He is just badly wounded and resting.
 * Buzzbee is the mohawk Dude No, he's the blonde one No you have it all wrong, its the Luchador guy
 * Ichigo is a Vasto Lorde
 * Orihime is a tool of Soul Society. They own her
 * Juhabach is going to revive Byakuya and Kira