User blog:Uraharattack/Long Long Ago....

So before I begin, I would like to acknowledge that this will probably be deleted very quickly.

Long ago in a distant land, there existed the Clowncy. All the Clowncy worked at their local farmers' market. Their biggest competitor was the local drug store, Healtho Mucho. The workers of Healtho Mucho were known as Healthos. Ever since the two market places opened, the stores have been engaged in a long and troublesome food fight. Any worker on either side struck by the food of the other side would be "fired". And so it went on for generations. Heltho Mucho and the Farmers' Market having their bitter dispute. Workers came and workers left.

But everything changed when the Stop&Shopeitei came to town. The Manager of the Stop&Shopeitei, Mr. Moto, had a rather different business approach. He had his workers, the Food Reapers, go out and hire as many Healthos as they could. But a conflict occurred when Mr. Moto noticed that there were not as many Healthos for him to take. And the reason was the Clowncy!!!! They were getting all the Healthos fired!!!

And so the first war began. Mr. Moto marched his Food Reapers down to the Farmers' Market and burned it to the ground. Almost all of the Clowncy were killed. However, some Clowncy managed to get in their Clowncy: Horse Buggy and flee.

Much time passed. The Food Reapers kept on recruiting more Healthos, and Healtho Mucho kept hiring more. But everything changed when the Clowncy returned!!!!

Unbeknownst to the Food Reapers, the Clowncy had managed to enter the Stop&Shopeitei, and for years they had lived stealing as much food as they could. The Clowncy got stronger from the food and soon their numbers began to increase.

The second war began on day when the Clowncy made their presence known to the Food Reapers. They appeared withing the store and began having a food fight with the Food Reapers. Many Food Reapers were "fired" that day because they were taken by surprise. There were many battles between the two sides. Some, better than others. Department manager kuchiki got royally bi**h-smacked by the Clowncy assknot. he survived, but you could say that he "took an arrow to the knee"... and chest, and face, and... how is he alive????? But a drastically different battle occurred when three Clowncy attacked the produce manager, Mr. Eye-Pachi. Eye-Pachi managed to tear the three of them to shreds. And so the fighting went on. Dairy-Head Toshrimpo Cutsugaya started out getting his butt kicked by his opponent, but eventually he turned the table on them.

The biggest battle occurred when the leader of the Clowncy, Blach, went up against Mr. Moto. Sadly, Mr. Moto was defeated by Blach and the Cloncy gained the upper hand. The Clowncy continued with their plan and all pulled out their Clowncy: Volkswagen!!!!! This improvement of the Clowncy: Horse Buggy, was both faster and stronger. All appeared to be lost for the Food Reapers....

..... when SUDDENLY!!!!! their completely overpowered bag-boy managed to pull a victory out of his a** and save the day just like he always does.

If you made it all the way to the end of this, Kudos to you. This started out as a funny idea that quickly grew into a failed parody attempt. I will most likely never attempt one of these again. So thank you all for reading my one epic brain-fart.