User blog comment:Xilinoc/Ch. 632 - friend 2/@comment-2226235-20150625181243/@comment-24769684-20150625225917

Yhwach, the all seeing god he is, looked into the future to find the culture with the most snazzy fashion. After seriously considering the Aztecs and Inuit, Yahweh eventually settled on the Germans, because their fashion sense is always reich.