User talk:Shinobisrawesome





funny excuses from kakashi for being late:

“A cute girl stopped me, so I danced.”

"i got lost on the path of life."

'Gaara wanted my opinion on his new kind of eyeliner.'

'A black cat crossed my path and I refused to continue so I took the long way'

'Sai wanted to borrow the first Icha Icha paradise, but it took me a while to find him.'

'My favorite author was in town, and I just had to stop and get his autograph.'

"So now I'm getting taken away... Good bye, Rukia nee-san... Good bye, Inoue-san... Good bye, to all the C-cups I never met" -kon

Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.

Ichigo: I... I mean... he used my body and... gave those stupid Inoue and Tatsuki... k-k-k Rukia: Kisses, it looked like. Ichigo: Don't say it idiot! It's embarrassing! Rukia: A kiss is nothing more than a greeting. It's no big deal. In the book I was reading the other day, even more shocking things were happen- Ichigo: Don't compare this with that! Kissing a classmate is FREAKIN' HUGE! What the hell kind of books are you reading?!

Ichigo: Wha... what the hell are you!? Ishida: Ishida Uryu. Quincy. I... hate Shinigami. Ichigo: "......... ....what.....?" Ishida: Don't you get it, Kurosaki Ichigo? What I'm saying is, I ... hate you.

(To Jackie Tristan) "A man who raises his hands on a woman is trash. If I have to become trash in order to survive... It'll be just like dying." - Renji

(To Ganju Shiba) "This is inevitable I guess. Ugly people are always jealous of pretty people. It's only natural." – Yumichika (To Ganju Shiba) "If you were a little bit less ugly, I might have spared your life." – Yumichika

(Daydreaming about being smothered by women) "Extra large...puffy wuffy...booby woobies!"

(About Orihime Inoue) "Well, I could tell whether or not Orihime is the real one...if she would invite me into her Valley of the Gods!"