User blog comment:Kaestal/Your Goofy Alterations to Bleach Characters/@comment-18753817-20160626013630

Yhwach would shoot time-altering lasers out of his mustache

Shaz Domino would be a random mental patient who stole a Sternritter uniform and convinced himself he's one of them

Uryu would die and come back as Marco Rubio

And Aisslinger would still be alive because why not?