Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-45593746-20200425045145

Why is Yhwach's mother never mentioned? Nor how he came to be? Come with me on a journey to solve this mystery.

I say to you good people, what do we know about the soul kings limbs? They can have personalities of their own. We see hands and arms and legs. But what else is the Soul King missing? That's right a penis. Yhwach is that sentient penis. Think about it gentlemen, it all makes sense, look at Yhwach, he is hairy and muscley and strong and veiny. Classic example of a penis. When Yhwach was 'born' he could not see or hear or speak or move. But he could FEEL. He could feel. He could share his soul with those who touched him. He could heal damage in their souls.

Why is the Soul King's hand not his son? Well this is obvious, it is a hand gentlemen, it has no reproductive potential. And where do sons and daughters come from good sirs? Why, the end of a penis. This is why Yhwach is the son of the Soul King.

It's why Yhwach is confusing refereed to as the Progenitor of the Quincy, although they existed before him, because when it really comes down to it, we are all progeny of a penis.

EDIT: Further evidence: Yhwach is what the Ancient Tibetans used to call their floppy member.

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