User blog comment:Xilinoc/Ch. 577 - SWORD/@comment-29183117-20140416122559/@comment-5398287-20140416235258

I think it'd go something like this:

Yhwach: party organizer, main bro, buys all the beer

Haschwalth: makes sure everything doesn't get too chaotic by balancing out the chaos

Askin: trolls the drunkards, but eventually passes out from too much Coors Light

Bambietta: creates fireworks and makes beer cans explode for shiggles

As: Haschwalth makes him sit in a corner because he's a party pooper

Liltotto: provides the candy, probably helps make brewskies

Bazz-B: total party animal who helps make fireworks...out of nearby cars

Cang: plays "Indian Burn" all the time, always wins

Quilge: arrests anyone who gets too crazy

BG9: provides dubstep

Driscoll: challenges everyone in the room to a fight all the time

Meninas: buxom beer girl?

Berenice: makes everyone question their sexuality

Jerome: raps

Mask: biggest frat bro of all time

Candice: her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and then electrocutes them

NaNaNa: spies on people who passed out and refuses to listen to music

Gremmy: only drinks milk because he's under 21 and the Wandenreich is a strictly law-abiding organization

Royd & Loyd: perform plays and troll bros by pretending to be their girlfriends

Giselle: master troll

Shaz: takes too long explaining how epic the party will be to actually make it there on time

Pepe: makes people do stupid shit for fun

Gordon: rants about the old days