User blog comment:Lemursrule/THE ARRANCAR ARC IS OVER!/@comment-2231803-20100928151330/@comment-1405841-20100928155857

1. The Vizards might have conflicting loyalties and some may find FOR Aizen - heard this when the Vizards first turned-up in Fake Karakura

wait...what? o.o "OH YOU PRETTY MUCH RUINED OUR EXISTENCES AND KICKED US OUT OF THE SOUL SOCIETY, BUT SURE...SOME OF US WILL WANT TO FOLLOW YOU =3"...uuuhh....huh? Fanfiction maybe but...x.x;

2. Ichigo's Hollow is going to take over and go pledge his loyalty to Aizen - because you know, all Hollows are naturally the ally of Aizen 

Cause that makes PERFECT sense! Ya know, since he's like their catnip or some sort of damn good cereal. AIZENFLAKES! They'll trick your tastebuds into liking it!

''3. The bodies in Aporro's labs are Urahara and Yoruichi - like what! And of course the even more ridiculous the bodies are Pesche and Dondochakka. sigh ''

...huh? How...I...I don't get it. I think characters that important would have been shown to have been attacked or something, not just...be in his lab. Who in the world...and then the Pesche and Dondo thing. I remember asking about that because I couldn't remember what happened but...whenever I reviewed the chapter back then, I can't believe people still say it's them. They were sent flying into the air by Nemu...how the heck did they end up back in the lab? ~_~ oye...people...

''4. Then there was, Gin stabbed Starrk because Aizen needs to kill the Espada to make the King Key... apparently, it is too hard for people to get it through their thick, thick, thick skull that "Karakura Town" is not optional. People seem to focus on the 100,000 souls and totally for get that that Karakura Town itself is a spiritual point that is indispensable. Seriously, are these people new to fantasy? Haven't they ever heard to needing to be on a particular place before a spell will work? Or did the just assume that Fake Karakura Town would do? ''

Not sure why people ignore that fact. It's not like you can go out and slaughter millions of people for a sacrifice and NOT be in the right area for it to work. Every fantasy story has a specific place where it must be done (Berserk - the Eclipse for example) and simply 100,000 souls wouldn't have required all the effort they needed to go through. Heck...if they just could have killed that many people, they would have tricked the Soul Society into thinking they'll attack Karakura...THEN make their way across the ocean and kill Americans....er, provided America exists in the Bleach universe (I know Mexico does but...what is Kubo's concept of Mexico? x.x an Island off of Japan? It's not like Naruto has a real world either...)

Incidentally, the person who came-up with the above theory is throwing in the towel because he thinks that Bleach is no longer a good story because things didn't go according to his plan.

Sounds like a ants-in-his-pants Aizen T_T poor baby...

''5. I am getting sick and tired of the "Orihime is no longer human" theory. ''

Wha...how in the world? I need to hear more about this, because that is idiotic. If it has to do with what uh...Grimmjow (?) said during his fight with Ichigo, then where is their proof? She doesn't act different...and it's not like they raped her (this is Kubo...I think if they raped her, he would have hinted towards it...and rape isn't even apart of this series in any way, makes me think that all that happened to Rangiku is she had the crap beat out of her)...so these people have no grounds to say she's anything more than human. UNLESS they think that her body is no longer physical and she's much like what Ichigo is now, well even then I have no idea...that probably isn't the case and we'll see her back in Karakura soon enough (some person awhile ago theorized she'd become the Queen of Huenco Mundo..WTF).

''Honestly, given the failure rate of crack theories you would think that people who stick to logic, reason and proper plot and character analysis to come-up with their theories but no! Crack theories keep getting churned out like there is no tomorrow! >.<''

Crack Theories, to me, are the way someone wants to imagine something happening without any chance of it occurring. I lawl at myself for even suggesting stupid stuff beforehand...(Grimmjow and a Hollow Army, something to do with Masaki back awhile ago...)...to me, it felt like a lapse in intelligence. For others, it's just a way of life...they're like the people who think George Washington ran a laundry mat because his name has Wash in it.