User:Linkzelda1234/Bleach The Abridged Series/Shadows of Death

Shadows of Death is the first episode of Bleach The Abridged Series.

Pre-episode Scene
Cut to the place between the World of Living and Hueco Mundo.

RUKIA: Bored, bored, flipping bored...

Hollows appear.

RUKIA: Oh my geezorz! That was so scary, I wet my pants.
 * But someone looks to be in trouble! I have to go help!

Rukia jumps off of telegraph pole.

Scene 1
Cut to a neighborhood.

ICHIGO: Listen up, worthless noobs! I'm going to have an abridged series of my own WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

SKATER: I just don't care at all. there are already tons of other abridged series!

OTHER SKATER: Isn't there like, 10 diffrent Bleach Abridged series already?

ICHIGO: Close your jaws! Aside from Khenpoe's, all of those series SUCK! I want one where I'm PROPERLY COOL!