User blog comment:Xilinoc/Ch. 572 (inb4 "Kenpachi doesn't have Shikai")/@comment-24153155-20140314092417

"Ken-chan!!!" A big smile appearing on her face. She jumps out of her cookies-state, somersaulting and cartwheeling towards Kenpachi. Kenpachi smirks. "Hey! Hey! Heeeeeeeyyyy! Hey-Hey-Hey!!!" Isane grew pale. "Unohana-Taicho..." She froze. Yachiru jumped off his shoulder, thereby ending their dance. Isane glared at Kenpachi, getting all ballistic. She then flipped into Shikai, charging at Kenpachi at full speed, he downcasting his eyes, letting her. Kenpachi ruffled Yachiru's hair. "Yachiru, take Woolie and Hollie and go play catch with that shrimp. You can have all the fun you want." He lifted his eye-patch and gave here a wink. Her eyes started to twinkle, her Reiatsu flared up, shaping into a menacing cat face. She smiled and looked at Guremi. "Trick now, treat later!" At that moment, a gigantic pink water bubble appeared behind her. Guremi inhaled. "Are those Koi-fish swimming in there?" Yachiru chuckled. "Don't tell Byakushi"..."Ready?" Guremi shrugged his shoulders. "Any time". She jumped up with excitement. "SSSSSAAAAANNNPPOOO NISHIKIGOOOOOOIIIIII!!!!"

Disclaimer: no actual Koi from Byakuya Kuchiki's pond were harmed in the process.
 * Sigh*...hope next weeks chapter will be better than this weeks or my version to save the day.