User:Darknesslover5000

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- Since the beginning of time, man has looked with awe at the majesty of birds in flight and thought, "If only those bastards were on fire, man, that'd be awesome."

"Dorothy Zbornak-Hollingsworth"

- Blanche, have you seen the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux; Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux; the Marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!!!

RULES FOR BEING HUMAN

1.	You will receive a body.

You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

2.	You will learn lessons

You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.

3.	There are no mistakes, only lessons.

Growth is a process of trial and error, experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately “works”.

4.	A lesson is repeated until learned

A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson.

5.	Learning lessons does not end.

There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

6.	“There” is no better than “here”.

When your “there” has become a “here” you simply obtain another “there” that will again, look better than “here”.

7.	Others are merely mirrors of you.

You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8.	What you make of your life is up to you.

You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9.	Your answers lie inside you.

The answers to life’s questions lie inside you. All you need is look, listen, and trust.

10.	You will forget all of this.

 -Anonymous