User blog:Uraharattack/Long Long Ago....

So be fore I begin, I would like to acknowledge that this will probably be deleted very quickly.

Long ago in a distant land, there existed the Clowncy. All the Clowncy worked at their local farmers' market. Their biggest competitor was the local drug store, Healtho Mundo. The workers of Healtho Mundo were known as Healthos. Ever since the two market places opened, the stores have been engaged in a long and troublesome food fight. Any worker on either side struck by the food of the other side would be "fired". And so it went on for generations. Heltho Mundo and the Farmers' Market having their bitter dispute. Workers came and workers left.

But everything changed when the Stop&Shopeitei came to town. The Manager of the Stop&Shopeitei, Mr. Moto, had a rather different business approach. He had his workers, the Food Reapers, go out and hire as many Healthos as they could. But a conflict occurred when Mr. Moto noticed that there were not as many Healthos for him to take. And the reason was the Clowncy!!!! They were getting all the Healthos fired!!!

And so the first war began. Mr. Moto marched his Food Reapers down to the Farmers' Market and burned it to the ground. Almost all of the Clowncy were destroyed. However, some Clowncy managed to get in their Clowncy: Volkswagen and flee.

I have to go for now, but i will finish this parody story tonight!!! (if it's not taken down)