User:Schiffy/Quotes

Random Quote "I have seen things that have driven other men to madness" - Kenji Setou "Elapsam semel occasionem non ipse potest Iuppiter reprehendere" - Phi "Have you ever tried to indulge and all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!" - An Evil Talking Toaster "When you have the strength to take life for yourself... That is true wealth." - Death Metal "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools, because they have to say something." - Plato "My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference." - Harry S. Truman "I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." - Jerome K. Jerome "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." - Earl Wilson