User:Komui

How It Is
Everybody despises me. If someone met me for the first time, they'd hate me. None of my friends actually like me, and my family wishes I was dead. I try to strangle myself on about a monthly basis. Even without meeting me, you hate me and want to kill me. You want to shove me down and stomp on my head until I stop kicking. I know.

Komui Watch
Welcome. I'd like to announce that I'm going to kill myself. Please, leave your suggestions, and feel free to bet on how long it'll take me to suffocate/bleed out/get electrocuted. Thanks.